Early
tomorrow morning Swedish authorities arrested the Illegal Alien that
was responsible for the Bowling Green Massacre That Never Happened.
After holding him for twenty four hours the fake news media of the
State of Meridian put it up to a vote of what to do with this Criminal Illegal Alien.
Two
days from now the people of the Pacific Island Republic of Surfnow
voted to extradite him to the United States of not great again yet
America to be tried by a kangaroo court, found guilty on a whim, then executed by an official
lynch mob of Trump worshippers.
Next
week he was transported to the United States (still not great again
yet), where he has already been declared guilty by Executive Order,
which is the Law because it was signed by the Dictator, King Trump.
That
same evening, at sunset, this Criminal Illegal Alien that
masterminded the Bowling Green Massacre That Never Happened was hung
by the ankles from a tall mesquite tree by the official lynch mob that was
ordained by the demigod Donald on the front lawn of the Whitehouse.
After
being forcefully questioned using extremely painful techniques by the
FBI, investigated with the aid of hobnailed boots and other
physically damaging methods by the CIA, tickled unmercifully by the
SMV, mind-probed by the UOFC Society and forced to listen to six
hours of Trump excuses as stated by KaC this Criminal Mastermind
Illegal Alien finally confessed his crime and the method used to
cause the Bowling Green Massacre That Never Happened.
The
Criminally Insane Mastermind Illegal Alien caused the Bowling Green
Massacre That Never Happened using mind control techniques he was
taught in elementary school at the tender young age of one hundred
thirty three years. This happened nine years from today.
There
is Massive Evidence that these alternative facts are the absolute,
undeniable truth.
